Cootamundra Haycarters
Cootamundra Haycarters Handicap & Recovery Race
Just over 2 hours out of Sydney, I found myself sitting quietly in the McDonalds car park in Yass contemplating what was to come. Beside me, Alex Chubb, who had made the choice of wearing a short sleeve shirt and thongs, sat shivering, unable to gather the required motivation to open the car door. It was just after 10am and the thermometer on my dashboard was reading 8 degrees.
As the minutes ticked by, we were inexorably creeping closer to the end of the McDonalds breakfast menu. The thought of missing out on my customary pre-race hash browns soon overcame my need to maintain consistent core body temperature. As I raced away from the car towards my goal, I heard Alex yell something about pink donuts from the relative comfort of the car. My weekend as Alex’s domestique had started.
As we drove out of the Yass valley, pre-race nutrition in hand, we cast cursory glances at the renewable-energy generating wind turbines turning quite swiftly ahead of us. We didn’t give them much thought. Perhaps we should have, as they would prove to be an omen of what was to come.
Rain!!!
The Cootamundra Haycarters racing weekend, is one of the first races of the road season. With the postponement of the Tour of Canberra, we knew there would be a lot of in-form riders looking to take advantage of the legs they had cultivated for the Canberran race. With 80km to ride on Saturday and 60km on Sunday, it was going to be a quick, cold, windy and brutal weekend.
As I lined up on the start line, Alex was handicapped 2 minutes behind me. As with all handicaps, it’s hard to do any real race planning until you know how strong your group is and how well you can work together. My group set off at a cracking pace with everyone rolling through relatively smoothly. Once we hit the climbs, I was feeling strong, so much so that I was able to use them as a bit of a respite from the all out pace on the flats. Things were looking good and by the end of the first lap, there seemed to be a chance that we could stay away from scratch (the real fast guys).
Pre-race reading & caffeine
Then the wind changed, and just as Ruth Park told us would happen when we were kids, my face became stuck in a horrible expression of stem chewing, Garmin slobbering pain for the remainder of the race. My bunch, which had by this stage been whittled down to half a dozen of us, battled against the winds that seemed to blow us every which way but forward, regardless of which direction the road was headed. It was a matter of time before Scratch caught us, and when they did, I found myself hooking onto the back of a train of riders about 100metres long, all of them hanging on for dear life.
Cold!
I quickly found Alex in the bunch (there aren’t very many lime green kits on the road) and ascertained that he was feeling pretty good. I pulled in front of him and set about my job of closing any gaps and getting him to the finish line as fresh as possible. We had ridden quite comfortably with Scratch for a kilometre or so, when a sudden gust of wind split the bunch about 5 riders in front of me. All of a sudden a 10m gap had appeared and was growing by the pedal stroke. The race was riding away from us.
“GO!” I heard Alex yell from my wheel, so go I did. I gave everything I had for as long as I could. It felt like forever, but I probably only pulled for about 500m (Alex will tell you it was about 20m). As I flicked my elbow to call him around, the gap was down to about 5 metres, but starting to grow again. As Alex sprinted around me, I peeled off to the side of the road. My race was done and I was cooked.
As the bunch rode away over the rolling hills into Cootamundra, I was able to see Alex regain contact with the splintering bunch only to be dropped again when another gap appeared in front of him. We were about 10km from the finish. Half an hour later I rolled into the car park (I am fully aware that this means I averaged 20km/h). The post mortem revealed that Scratch had got up in a time of 1 hr 31’09″.
After an evening’s session of UpWords next to a toasty fire with the Dulwich Hill Bicycle Club (DHBC) crew and a good night’s rest, I awoke the next morning refreshed and keen to test my legs. This enthusiasm died about 1km into the trip back into town, around about the time I had to turn my windscreen wipers on.
Thanks to Ashfield Cycles and Specialized for setting us up. The bikes, unlike the weather, were perfect.
An hour and a half later, I was once again in a strong group of about 6, working hard in a rolling paceline. The race the day before had sorted out the group. We knew who had the legs to go and who didn’t. Who we could afford to drop and who we had to keep in the bunch to give us the best chance of staying away. Despite our best efforts and with the wind picking up, we were caught by Scratch, once again, with about 10km to go. This time however, the bunch was only about 20 riders strong (no lime green jersey in sight) and, in complete disdain of possible oncoming traffic, spread out in an echelon across both lanes of the road in an attempt to hide from the consistent cross winds.
Against my better judgment, I reluctantly drifted across the median line of the road and found myself a wheel almost in the dirt of the unsealed road. I comforted myself with the thought that at least car that killed me would be slowed somewhat by the score of riders it would have to plough down to get to me.
I shouldn’t have worried. In the end, it was the wind that was to be my undoing once again. As we turned onto the road back into town, we had the wind in our face as hit the climbs. Breaks were opening up everywhere. I sprinted to close the gap a few times, but cresting the penultimate hill, I lost the wheel in front by about 5m. As the bunch accelerated down the other side into the headwind, I was left cursing myself…by myself, as I cruised the final few kms back into Cootamundra.
A disappointing weekend perhaps for the Bernard Riders Road/Track squad (sans Matt Wallman: newly crowned NSW Masters 1 Rider of the Year 2011), but overall we were quite pleased with our form. We look forward to a better result at the Sydney Road Titles in two weeks time and wish Matt good luck, strong legs and weak winds as he races the Ken Dinnerville Memorial Handicap next weekend.
Written by: John Nguyen








